Nope, not dead.

Just been… well, busy is a word for it.

Got a ton of shit going on. Blah blah, free time, etc, etc.

I will get back around to the perverts soon enough. Still, we have a hefty lot of perverts posting on OCnE’s hosted sites. Hit dasaku.net and check them out. DO IT!

Onii-chan Radio: The Life and Times

Well, not a ton of shit to say about this podcast except maybe sorry for the delay. Been a busy motherfucker. Please do enjoy and please give me any feedback you feel like. Also, feel free to drop more questions and I’ll be sure to get around to them in the next thing. Yeaaaaap. That’s about it. I really should come up with better shit to say here. Uhh… nope. I got nothing.

 
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Upcoming Onii-chan: A Tentative Schedule

Ok, first things first, this is not going to be one of those posts about how I plan to reaaallly start ramping up the content out put of the site. Those are all full of gusto and tend to end up poorly, with people crying and lots of shit like that. It’s not a good time and it is usually a quality sign that people are having feelings of guilt about neglect to something they don’t really like.

That being said, currently, I’ve been pleased with how OCnE is these days, and I’ve got some things in mind to keep it updating a bit more regularly. I’m going to try some new things. And some fun things. And some things that involve buttplugs and underage girls.

Before that, I wanted to just say, I really do enjoy the Ask Onii-chan questions I get, and I am writing this entry, in large part, to ask you to please send your questions along. You can click this link or click Ask Onii-chan above. If the form doesn’t work properly, please leave a comment to that effect and I’ll try to clear things up.

So! What was that fun shit I was talking about? WELL! Not much really. I mean, like I said, mostly I want some Ask Onii-chan questions to answer. They’re fun and get me onto topics I might not have thought to discuss. They can be about anything, really. Don’t worry about limiting it to eroero shit.

But yes! The new shit! Well, it’s a pretty brief explanation, so let’s just out with it.

  • Business as Usual
    • That is to say, I will be doing the podcasts as normal, with the typical reviews and Ask Onii-chan stuff. Ask Onii-chan is always going to preface any podcast if I have questions, so no worries there. But yes, review podcasts and that sort of standard stuff is going to keep up as normal.
  • Machinations Series
    • Right now I have mentally planned for two new episodes of the Machinations of Erotism series. Want to know what they’re going to be able? SURE! I’ll be dealing with rape fantasy and humiliation fetishes. I’ll try to be as thorough as possible, covering things from all angles. AS I AM WONT TO DO.
    • If you’d like to see a specific fetish covered in Machinations, please do ASK ME.
  • Onii-chan Revisits the Classics
    • Right now, this is sort of my idea for a new kind of podcast. Well, think podcast mixed with MST3K, only about Japanese cartoon porn. Yeah, that’s what I’m going for. Basically, I will be watching an episode of a classic hentai show and I will be talking along with the show, so as to give you the benefit of my wit and insight. I mean, I could see how this would bother you if I was unfunny, but I like to think I’m capable. I’ll also be bringing in some specialists in making fun of porn/analyzing porn to join me on these podcasts. I’ll also try to make sure they’re listenable without the episode of the show handy for those of you who don’t feel like doing the leg work.

And then, there are some ideas branding from those, but you get the gist. So! Please do comment and let me know what you think. Feedback helps me out a lot since I really only get feedback from the few comments and people I get to talk to on IRC.

Now I have to go sit around naked and watch The Running Man. That’s right. It’s not all porn for me. Sometimes it’s Ass Naked 80s Action Movie Night(tm). You know you’re going to do it now. Do it with the girlfriend. It’s a bonding experience. But remember the rules, no sex before the characters in the action movie have had sex. NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WANT IT! Rules are rules.

Yes, that’s Riza Wildman in the post banner. She is hot as shit, sexy muscles. She needs not be naked to invoke giant erections and sloshy vagina tide pools alike.

Onii-chan Radio: Smart People Getting Stupid

Well, I thought it was high time I got off my goofy ass and made another podcast. This one clocks in at nearly 56 minutes so that ought to give you fuckers something to listen to until I find the time to slap together another one. I know it might seem like it’s not much work or whatever, but a large part of it is finding time where my head is clear enough to just talk about the stuff without worrying about other things I should be doing.

Anyway, thanks to everyone for the Ask Onii-chan questions. They’re fun to answer and all that. Annnddd… that’s about it for me. Please do enjoy the music this episode. Annndd… I think I fixed the encoding issues. I might need to normalize the volume a bit, but I am using a much better encoder now.

 
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Onii-chan’s Dirty Past

Well hello there, dear readers. I was thinking about days gone by and lamenting that my entire archive got lost when I made the stupid, fuckhead decision to shut down OCnE in the first place. But like I said before, I have become a purveyor of porn. Luckily, through the power of web archives, I have been able to restore a good deal of my original posts, a good number of them even have the pictures that were included with the posts! How fucking awesome is that? So be sure to dig around the site and have a gander at the new posts. Most of them are good reads, I promise. And to any old readers… it’s hella nostalgic, man. Seriously.

Onii-chan Radio Episode 3: About Damn Time

Well, well, well! It’s about fucking time, eh? In this one I do a review of A Wish of My Sister (Oneechan no Onegai) and a short chat about Blue Eyes and Camp Heaven. I also answer all the Ask Onii-chan questions BUT YES! You will enjoy it I am sure. The audio is still a bit shit… I have no idea why the encoder is so shitty about it. Ah well! Enjoy it!

 
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IRC and Recording Tomorrow

Yes, yes, I’ve been slack, but I’ve been busy. I’m planning to record things tomorrow, and if you are into the chatting bit, I’ve linked to the official Onii-chan no Ecchi IRC channel. I’m always in there, most of the time, as digiwombat. Be sure to come and idle and talk to me about your deep love of the lolis and so on and so forth. Hit the link below for the delicious IRC… and keep an eye out for the podcast sometime later tomorrow. Fuuuuck am I lazy.

#dasaku @ irc.rizon.net

Don’t worry… Onii-chan is just resting.

So, I know it’s been a little while since my last little podcast bit, but I just wanted you little schmexy cakes to know that I have some shit in the pipe, and there are some good Ask Onii-chan questions I’ll be answering. I’ll be reviewing Icarus Publishing’s A Wish of my Sister. Incest and crossdressing fans will want to give that a listen. But there’s much more to be said than that. Anyway! All of that will be coming pretty soon. Be sure to send along an Ask Onii-chan question if you’ve got one.

Machinations 2: Lolilectric Boogaloo

Well, I finally caved to the homosexual overlords and did a podcast about the machinations of lolis. It wasn’t so bad, I think I made it through with relatively little scaring. The result is a somewhat norganized and somewhat dry podcast about why lolis get dicks hard in 48 states, and incest loli gets them hard in the other two. It’s ok that it’s a bit dry and disorganized though… why? Because I am about to post some delicious loli pictures and NO ONE CAN STOP ME! BWHAHAHAHA! But yes, please do try to enjoy the podcast. It’s hardly my best stuff, but I am tired and don’t give too much of a shit. I will do it better next time. Also, the thing encodes voice for shit… I need to mess with that.

Oh, and please contribute to Ask Onii-chan. It’s good fun and you will remain anonymous and so on. HERE’S SOME PICTURES! Be sure to start the podcast before scrolling down further. And no the images aren’t properly resized. I told you… I am feeling lazy. Right-click, view image and you see the wholllle thing.

 
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Machinations 2: Lolilectric Boogaloo

Machinations 2: Lolilectric Boogaloo

Machinations 2: Lolilectric Boogaloo

Onii-chan Radio: Please Miss Yuri Review

Howdy doo kids. Onii-chan is back. And this time he’s talking. OMGOMGOMG, I know. I’ll be reviewing Please Miss Yuri, the new release from Icarus Publishing. It was good times and I am figuring out the best way to go about the podcasting thing. Soooo, that’s really all I got for now. If you want to check out Icarus or Please Miss Yuri or Digital Comic AG 00 (has Please Miss Yuri chapter 1), the links are down below. Please give some feedback and so on. And tell all your friends and family. I know you will. Haha. Sorry for sniffling, etc, etc. I’ll see about fixing it up.

Please Miss Yuri: None Currently
Digital Comic AG 00: http://www.icaruscomics.com/wp_web/?p=1032
Icarus Comics: http://www.icaruscomics.com/

 
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